This is completely serious. As soon as you hit the Texas border- boom! -you are instantly bigger. Your life is never the same again. Regular sizes no longer suffice and you are force to get Texas size burgers, popcorn, and socks. Texas is a magical state where only giants exist. Some of these giants run a gigantic bookstore (The Largest Independent Bookstore In Texas!) called Book People. They also have the biggest copy of real.m available anywhere! Check them out: www.bookpeople.com